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Queequeg developed a fear of water after his near death experience
well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it
Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know.
If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck
You don ‘t just sit in your home without wearing a steel gorget and full body armour and expect not to get decapitated.
That’s just irresponsible behaviour.
In the case of a real decapitation, the male body has ways of shutting it down.
Go big or go home
So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.
So I decided to try it
alrighty, let’s go one more step
i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
Story of my life
that’s a first.
I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC
I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one
Her parents expected her to hide. So did her grandparents and her aunts and uncles. Even Parvati expected it from her.
So Lavender hid. She spent half a year hidden behind bandages in St. Mungo’s. She spent the other half in her room, swaddling her face in layers of fabric any time she had to leave its safety for the loo.
Alone, she studied the texture of her scars. She ran her fingers over them, feeling the ridges and valleys, learning her new face, her new body by touch. On good days she could stand to look at herself in the mirror for whole minutes; on bad ones, she covered them all in blankets and buried herself under the covers.
Her parents had been cutting out any articles about the Battle before they brought her the Prophet every morning. They must have missed one on that day- given that it was the one year anniversary, the oversight was understandable. It was a small piece on the other Gryffindors in Harry’s year.
Lavender Brown, presumed dead
Those four words rang around her head. Lavender Brown. That was her; she was still Lavender. Presumed dead. That was wrong- or was it? Had the last year been a life of any kind? Was she anything more than that one phrase?
The fabric covering her face dropped to the floor. She stepped over it as she yanked open the door to her room. Suddenly the house was too confining; it was a coffin and she was going to suffocate in it.
And then air. The feeling of the wind blowing through her hair. The heat of sun on her face. Her bare face.
Lavender Brown was not dead. She was alive, so alive, and she was no longer hiding.
I think we’ve all been there
What if your kid went to jail for trying pot, something that is very probable if your kid is black and living in a state like Texas. Does that mean they deserve to be raped? Does that mean that they should live in conditions that go against all human rights?
Most prison rapes are committed by prison staff. Even if you are heartless and do not care about the prisoners, remember that these prison staff rapists go home to their nice houses in the outside world. Remember that they are your neighbors, maybe they even have babysat your children. Remember that as long as some victims are dehumanized and ignored, many perpetrators will never be caught. And yes, these perpetrators do pose a threat to you and your family. Prison rape, rape in general, is everybody’s problem. And definitely not a fucking joke.
The idea that prisoners “deserve” to be raped is part of rape culture.
Rape is not a punishment. It can not be earned. It is a crime every single time, no matter what, no matter who the victim is.
No one deserves to be sexually assaulted in any way. NO ONE.
This is an absolutely heartbreaking case of police brutality. 22 year old with down syndrome, Gilberto Powell, was beaten by the police for the bulge in his pants. That bulge turned out to be his colostomy bag. They ripped the bag off his body.
From a medical perspective this is horrifying, beyond the brutality he could’ve died from infection from a leak or trauma to his stoma.
Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.